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Thursday 03/08/2012
The daily revenge of Stinky Pete
Updated: March 08, 2012 - 3:45 pm

The world can be a very smelly place, and humans don’t always improve the situation. If anyone I happen to describe in the following story sounds familiar, keep in mind that the names have been changed to protect the odorous.

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Dogs' amazing sniffers: They can thank membranes in nose
Updated: March 08, 2012 - 3:44 pm

Nose to the ground, tail whirling like a helicopter and a fast-paced trot on the verge of a run indicates that my canine companion is on the trail of a coyote while a more stiff-legged trot indicates snowshoe hares are nearby.

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Thursday 01/19/2012
The creamy soup of January
Posted: January 19, 2012 - 9:32 am

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Wednesday 11/23/2011
The Blind Date Hall of Fame is Still Safe
Posted: November 23, 2011 - 11:10 am

There are few more horrifying terms in the world than "blind date." Strong bachelors turn pale at the thought, for their fate is no longer in their hands but in the control of at least one and often two or more other people.

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Presented by Boundary County Schools Directed by David Carpenter
Posted: November 23, 2011 - 10:53 am

Opening night was a huge success for this group’s play, given that opening night was on a “snow day” from school and the roads were just plain nasty. The play opened to a near sold out crowd. Had weather conditions been better there is no doubt that it would have been standing room only.

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Thursday 11/03/2011
'No Cure' brings eclectic story to newly opened Pearl
Posted: November 03, 2011 - 10:58 am

Wow! Oh my goodness! The Boundary County Community Theater (BCCT) presented the closing night production of “No Cure For Love: An Electric Romance” at the newly renovated Pearl Theater, to a near sold out crowd.

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Gullible makes the world go round
Posted: November 03, 2011 - 10:44 am

Gullible makes the world go round

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Thursday 10/13/2011
Love is a many splintered thing
Posted: October 13, 2011 - 11:56 am

Off and on I will be quoting supposed facts from so-called experts that in reality are just glorified census takers. You can believe every word I say if it pleases you, but don't be too surprised if somebody calls you a moron if they find out that you did so.

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Friday 09/30/2011
Better red than dead
Updated: September 30, 2011 - 3:47 pm

 

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Thursday 09/22/2011
Mirror mirror, why do you lie?
Posted: September 22, 2011 - 9:34 am

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Friday 02/18/2011
Beware the windy satisfaction of the tongue
Updated: February 18, 2011 - 10:21 am

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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Thursday 12/30/2010
A chance encounter with a pine marten
Updated: December 30, 2010 - 10:44 am

 

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Beware the cross-eyed visitor, and other New Year's advice
Posted: December 30, 2010 - 9:14 am

As it is with most modern holidays, we have pagans to thank for the original idea of celebrating the New Year.

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Thursday 12/16/2010
Winter solstice ushers in more daylight
Posted: December 16, 2010 - 4:01 pm

While there is more darkness than daylight this time of year, the numbers will start to reverse on Tuesday with the arrival of the winter solstice. The days will become longer, the nights shorter and the sun higher in the sky.

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Thursday 12/09/2010
A beard isn’t all it’s whacked up to be
Updated: December 09, 2010 - 3:03 pm

For years now I have been trimming my beard with a 1960’s-vintage electric clipper that sounds like a 500-pound mosquito and has so much torque it tries to jump out of my hand every time I crank it up. It makes up for having twice as much noise and vibration as other clippers by weighing four times more than the heaviest competitor. By the time I have my beard trimmed my hand is trembling and my whole arm is growing weary.

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Thursday 12/02/2010
Do sighs really matter?
Posted: December 02, 2010 - 1:53 pm

Humans are the great communicators of the universe. They communicate with words, with looks, with body language, with sign language and, when all else fails, with sigh language.

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Nocturnal animals fastest diggers on earth
Updated: December 02, 2010 - 1:48 pm

Did you know that badgers are the fastest digging animals on earth? Their life depends on it. They dig for food, dig their dens and dig to escape predators.

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Wednesday 11/24/2010
I now pronounce you Doof Nitwitty McBoob the Third
Updated: November 24, 2010 - 11:44 am

There is one sad, indisputable fact about every single one of us. Many will try to deny it, but their denials will be futile in the end. Sooner or later, most likely sooner, all doubt will be removed.

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